Me Book

I’ve written a book. 268 pages, 80,000 words, (all of them mine), design and illustrations by the unsurpassably talented Ms Scarlett Rickard, a massive 3lbs of paper in every copy (reinforce your coffee table legs beforehand), and packed full of wholesome fun (apart from the swear words). Make this one of your five a day and it’ll do you more good than a bowl of fruit.

Not much more to say really, apart from if you like this website you’ll like the book, ‘cos it’s really bloody fabby and you couldn’t possibly not enjoy it if you tried. 😉

img_1144135315_15200_1403717135_mod_637_465img_1144135315_15199_1403717040_mod_417_292IMPORTANT BIT: Okay, here’s how get hold of a copy through the wonders of Royal Mail. Cover price is £24.00 plus 4 quid P&P, so that’s a total of £28.00. And lots of easy ways to order:

Simplest of all, send me an e-mail (odgie633@gmail.com) saying you want a copy. Next time I’m online I’ll send you an invoice, just fill in your name and address and pay it, and I’ll send a book out to you. Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy.

Or if you’re familiar with Paypal, just send £28.00 directly to odgie633@gmail.com. If you send it as a gift, that avoids giving the big corporation a percentage of your dosh (Hurrah), but make sure you put your name and address in the note so I know where to send it.

Or, if you don’t do electronickery, just send a good old cheque, payable to Odgie, to 19 Parkgate Drive, Leyland, PR25 1BU.

(You can also buy it on ebay, but then the robbing bastards take 2 quid for every book they sell, so that’s the least bloody favourite option, hence the small print…)

Right, that’s it, the best book in the entire Universe, available on all good websites. Or at least this one… 😉

img_1144135315_15201_1403717194_mod_252_305img_1144135315_15203_1403717299_mod_635_484img_1144135315_15204_1403717387_mod_430_636